Stacedog (passionless) wrote in manateelovers,

A quote from a February 2006 Florida newspaper article.

"You wouldn't believe what happened. I was enjoying my swim with the manatee when suddenly he barrel rolled. With a squeal, wink and a smile he exposed his belly and an unexpected appendage. He was the most well-endowed male I have ever witnessed. I felt like an unwilling participant entangled in a mating ritual. Considering he outweighed me by 600 pounds, I was not about to stick around to discover his true intentions. I'm just so thankful I wasn't skinny-dipping!"

Damn, I'm gonna find me a nice, well-hung manatee to copulate with. These human males just aren't doing it for me anymore.
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